Falling asleep and hoping I wake up a Lesbian. You penis bear-ers do nothing but fuck up. 

123free:

“Best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend you don’t have one”

-Charlie Sheen

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123free:

“Best way to not get your heart broken, is to pretend you don’t have one”

-Charlie Sheen

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You’re never going to find it, if you’re looking for it.

But i had it and i miss it.

and now? i just want to be a fucking 17 year old. 

I’m on a diet

Christina: Melissa, how are you on a diet if you drink so much?

Melissa: Oh! thats why I’m on a diet baby, so i CAN drink. 

fruma: hahahahaahhahahahahahahahhah

fruma:

hahahahaahhahahahahahahahhah

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opwronghole: Before you die, your brain releases tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. This is why when people die, they see things like “a light” and they feel so euphoric.

opwronghole:

Before you die, your brain releases tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. This is why when people die, they see things like “a light” and they feel so euphoric.

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